Life is tough... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
I'm here to kick ass and chew gum.... and I'm all out of gum.
If you're young and conservative you have no heart, if you're old and you're a liberal you have no brain
"He was a wise man who invented beer." ~Plato
"If at first you don't succeed.... maybe you just suck."
"carpe diem. carpe noctem. carpe omnia.---seize the day. seize the night. seize it all."
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ~Sigmund Freud